What a
terrible invention – speed dating! I haven’t tried anything worse, I swear.
Okay, I
knew it would be a stupid idea but my friend totally insisted on going.
Firstly,
the bar was looking like a barn! Can you imagine that? I was afraid of mice
who could suddenly appear. I was disappointed and unmoved. Then the first man
came. I’m quite a proud person, you know, but that man was too modest, shy and too
young. He was literally a teenager who had wet behind the ears. I really wanted
to laugh and cry at the same time or even run away. The next one seemed to be
quite merry and witty but then I heard his blue jokes and was just like, «Oh my
God!». It was definitely annoying and wicked. Are you ready for the third man?
Okay, he was a redneck, without exaggeration. So, I lost my mood. Then I got to
know the fourth one who was so lighthearted that cared only about his new BMW.
I thought that he didn’t need a girl at all. The car was above everything… And
the last one was such a heartthrob! But I was not supposed to be the tenth girl
or one of the crowd. So, I went out really upset.
Dear girls,
I don’t recommend such dates. Even if you have a huge desire to find your real
love, you should not search. Your heart will do this.
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